It is the absolute worst feeling when someone hurts you and they have no idea they’re breaking your heart into a million pieces.
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
Eid Mubarak everyone! I’m taking this opportunity to ask for forgiveness for all my wrongdoings and harsh words that may have hurt anyone’s feelings. 😁 selamat hari raya!
Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.
When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.
i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny
Alessandro Puccinelli - Intersections
"Where Sea and Sky collide.
In essence, Intersections is all about that brief moment of time when the water of the sea blurs with the clouds of a stormy sky and creates a unique and abstract fleeting moment. When the fury of the ocean seems to take a breath before inexorably and inevitably starting again with the next wave.”